Anti-Suicide-System A.$.$

A$$ is a system developed by XL to prevent suicide type disasters but is still awaiting approval from the UN

the A$$ is connected to the GPWS

when the GPWS gives the "woop woop pull up" warning it sends a signal to the A$$ to pull up the aircraft to advoid colision and sends the following to ATC. "[NEARBY ATC TOWER] this is [FLIGHT NAME] the A$$ Anti Suicide System has been activated, currently at [CURRENT HDG,SPEED,AND ALT] and going to land at [NEAREST RUNWAY]"

the A$$ has two safety swithes in the nose

when the A$$ is activated, you cannot turn it off

A$$ uses GPS and Autopilot to fly the craft to the nearest airport with ILS